You are interviewing for a position at your dream job so you don’t become homeless in a society that values work and money over all other meaningful things. Answer the interview questions well and you will get hired.. probably.. they’ll let you know. Answer poorly and.. Well.. they’ll let you know. Choose your answers carefully because you definitely for sure get ONLY ONE shot at happiness.

Made for the Pirate Software Game Jam 17 - July 2025.